reblog 20.04.14 - 00:04 (6 hours ago)
how do i intimidate teenage boys

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» Tell them no
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reblog 20.04.14 - 00:03 (6 hours ago)

spacecowboypyier:

Bob’s Burgers Tee Giveaway!

Hi everyone! I started my Redbubble a year ago in april too and it’s going pretty great for a start.

I wanted to thank you all, bob’s fans, rebloggers, supporters so i decided to give away my bestseller tee shirt FOR FREE.

Of course the size and color of the tee shirt is yours.

So those are the rules:

  • you can follow me or not (but if you want to know if you’re the winner, it could help)
  • only reblogs and no ‘giveaway only’ blogs please.
  • you will be willing to give me your personal informations for the shipping
  • the winner will be picked randomly by random.org
  • make sure your ask box is open and respond within 48 hours
  • you must be 18+

The shipping is worldwide so everyone can enter. The giveaway will end May 5th, 2014 at 12pm (noon) Paris, France Time

The tee shirt is of course available for sale [here] (if you don’t want to wait!)

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reblog 20.04.14 - 00:00 (6 hours ago)
Anonymous asked: Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.

jackballs:

flamingno:

jackballs:

i can’t believe you fit lana del rey in your ass

it was a challenge

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reblog 19.04.14 - 23:59 (6 hours ago)

whorville:


It’s like being in love: giving somebody the power to hurt you and trusting (or hoping) they won’t.
Marina Abramović, Rest Energy


It’s a metaphor

whorville:

It’s like being in love: giving somebody the power to hurt you and trusting (or hoping) they won’t.

Marina Abramović, Rest Energy

It’s a metaphor

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reblog 19.04.14 - 23:59 (6 hours ago)

obvioususername:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

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reblog 19.04.14 - 20:27 (10 hours ago)

oreostereo:

i have been singing this everywhere, even as im going to sleep and i dont even care

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reblog 19.04.14 - 20:26 (10 hours ago)

shubbabang:

we’re doing spring cleaning and i cant remember if ive seen my mom sleep in the past 3 days or not

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reblog 19.04.14 - 20:25 (10 hours ago)

utter-fucktard:

If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.

utter-fucktard:

If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.

(Source: utter-fuckwad, via twolou)

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